Amateur Golfer T-Shirts

"My kind of course."

Whiffle Ball Golf.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Snooker Golf.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I think you're ace

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Zeus's Caddy

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Putting Practice.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"