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"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The Amateur Golfer

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Clock Face Golf Set

Hole in forty-seven.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

The Golfer Gardener

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Too many beers at lunch?

Golf Crime Scene.

Luckily I hit the pin!

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"My kind of course."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

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'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."