Modern-day Runner T-Shirts

City Marathon.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Banana Split...

e-shoes

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Eat my dust!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."