Modern Drinker T-Shirts

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Wine Lady

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

City Marathon.

"An everything Martini, please."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Redhead

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

The Lesser Pyramids

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Cocktails and Peacocks

Prosecco Drinker

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

Beauty shop

"Wine goes straight to my head."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Remember son, winning isn't everything. You need good endoresement deals too.'

Should We All Go To The Movies?

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'