Modern Drinker T-Shirts

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Wine Lady

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"An everything Martini, please."

City Marathon.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Redhead

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

Prosecco Drinker

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Cocktails and Peacocks

The Lesser Pyramids

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Remember son, winning isn't everything. You need good endoresement deals too.'

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

Beauty shop

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'