Modern-day Runner Gifts

City Marathon.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Banana Split...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

e-shoes

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

10 K Tail-Chase

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Running

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Eat my dust!"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

31. 19. 55.7.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Robot Jogger

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."