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"Punk skiffle is the next best thing."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

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Rocking Witches.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'I need both hands for steering.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Dino Fest

"I see a couch."

'Elton John'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'I'm with the band.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Guitar Hero.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.