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'I said that I haven't seen a mouse since he started violin lesons.'

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

"Yes darling, you can practice your bugle all you want: we don't have neighbours..."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Four children playing the flute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Guitar Man.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

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Plymouth Rock

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Lou Reed

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Tony Iommi

Guitar.

Rocking Panda

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Shouting