Zimmer Frame Acrobat Gifts

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'Needs more challenge.'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Clever, Fenwick

Writer

Flight School.

Model Stealth Bomber.

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

'OK, good. I just wanted to be sure you were still on top of it.'

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

Ew, Bob, we're on a Zoom call - get off your screen!

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

ARcTic

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

'It's always good to see accounting on the ball.'

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

"Webcams were unflattering even before we all had to start cutting our own hair."

"Haven't they oriented you yet, Swenson?"

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

'I have no idea who they are. They came with the frame.'