Zimmer Frame Enthusiasts Gifts

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Man's best friends."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Office Meeting

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'I like the frame.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Working from OM.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Zoomies call.

"But is it..?"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

The Vicious Rectangle