Zither Enthusiast Gifts

How do you like my zither playing? Zither a way I can get you to stop?

Zither

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Cheeze Wiz.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Woman looking into a mirror

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Office Meeting

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Working from OM.

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'