Ziti Enthusiast Gifts

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Zombie Problems

Monster Baseball

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Pinata Zombies

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Born of the Dead