Ziti Enthusiast Pillows

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Zombie Problems

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Born of the Dead