Zither Enthusiast Pillows

Zither

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Office Meeting

Woman looking into a mirror

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Working from OM.

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Zen Litter Box