Zzzz Enthusiast Pillows

SLEEP Mode

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Dead Funny

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Zombies.

Bumble Bee

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Check zombies.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Office Meeting

Zombie pet tricks.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy and Toto

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Zombie Problems

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"