Zika Zapping Enthusiast Gifts

Mosquito Fumigation

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Pinata Zombies

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Born of the Dead

Home Sweet Sign

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

The Walking TED Talk.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"