Zika Warrior Gifts

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Disease Management

Covid Variants

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Flu vaccine.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Internet Cafe.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Coronavirus

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Chasing Covid Variants

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"One slice—hold the bread."

The New Business Power Suit

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Covid injected with vaccine

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."