Diabetes Warrior Gifts

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Your blood sugar is off the charts."

The Cougher

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Vaccinating Death

Covid Shield

Coronavirus world

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Fast Food Dieter

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

Vaccines against Covid

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Covid Vaccine

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

"One slice—hold the bread."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Will he be okay?"

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

Free radicals.

Santa's gifts for 2021

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Covid Garbage Dump

Fighting Coronavirus

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"