Diabetes Warriors Gifts

Zombie diabetes sites: When those dead spots on our body consume insulin like the ravenous undead.

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

U of Debt

"Everything's gone up."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

Free radicals.

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

Your blood sugar is off the charts."

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

Cow and Pig see 'Staff' logo reflected and read it as 'Fats'.

The Vaccine is coming!

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

COVID-19 Vaccine

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'