Zombie Warrior Gifts

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Check zombies.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Born of the Dead

Pinata Zombies

The Zombie Awakes...

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'