Zombie Warrior Gifts

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Check zombies.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Born of the Dead

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"