Nightmare Warrior Gifts

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Dead Funny

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

Barcode Dreams

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Heading off with a packed bag

"You're never home."

Airport

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

The modern generation!

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The next fast train has gone.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"How's my tripping you up?"

A dream of consequence

"Well, now we've seen it."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"