Nightmare Warrior Pillows

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Dead Funny

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Motor Tourism

Barcode Dreams

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Travelling

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Heading off with a packed bag

Airport

"You're never home."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

The modern generation!

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The next fast train has gone.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

A dream of consequence

Flights and Coronavirus

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Well, now we've seen it."