Late Night Warrior Pillows

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Circus Act

Martial Arts

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Getting through the week.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Monday around 9PM.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

The Walk of Shame