Late Night Warrior T-Shirts

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Friday

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Martial Arts

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Circus Act

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Getting through the week.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Business man sees himself as a shark

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

The Walk of Shame

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."