Laptop Warrior T-Shirts

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

Nerds have always had trouble picking up women.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Exercise Class

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."