Midnight Warriors T-Shirts

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

I hate monday mornings.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The modern generation!

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"Dunhomin"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

In Tray and Out Tray

Cactus Alarm.

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'