Blank Page Warrior Gifts

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Gamers

Wallpapering with Nails

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

Writer's Block

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Day 15 of self-isolation and the urge to comfort eat had never been greater.

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

Dr. Godot's waiting room.

Why do medical test results always come back on a Monday so we have to wait through the whole weekend to get our life-and-death results? You've signed a mouthful.

Conan the Librarian.

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

"ER says she was Googling diseases."

"I publish unfettered on the web."

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

'Send him a text and find out!'

Banned!

"Well Henderson, the first thing we'll address today is your obvious time management issues..."