Blank-page Conqueror Gifts

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Good Luck!

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Have a good weekend!"

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Final Exams Tip

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"If you work hard and put in the hours, there's nowhere to go but up."

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

"Sure, I can talk. My desk is totally cleared off."

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

GCSE's

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Heavy Data Load.

'Boss, I DID seize the day, but it wouldn't hold still.'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Big Deal/Done Deal.