Blank Page Battler Gifts

Blank Books, Blank Screenplays

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Pop Culture for Teens

Fries and kids

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

fish in a bottle...

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

Man is attacked by barcodes.

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

A sleeping couple

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

Writer's Block

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.