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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Fries and kids

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

fish in a bottle...

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

A sleeping couple

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"