Blank Page Philosopher T-Shirts

Wear your wit and love for deep thoughts with t-shirts designed for the creative and contemplative. Ideal for those who enjoy pondering life’s mysteries in style.

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"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see." mockup

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

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Pigeon Little

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!' mockup

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

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"May I get an equation in edgewise." mockup

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

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Reverse psychology

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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Football team discussions.

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist." mockup

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

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"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

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'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.' mockup

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

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I will not waste chalk kid...

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"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome." mockup

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

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He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon. mockup

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

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'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!' mockup

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

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'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...' mockup

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

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"It Works For Us."

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"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed." mockup

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

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"It's chic to be vulnerable."

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'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.' mockup

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

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The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!' mockup

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

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"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?" mockup

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

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"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

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