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"Jeremy writes what he knows. His specialty is blank books."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Bibliomaniac

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Batman - Face ID

Spring Cleaning

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"I don't get it. We use condoms!"

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

A Random Survey: How do you deal with the U.N. report on climate change that forecasts a planetary living hell by as early as 2040?

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'