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"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Patents office.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

Batman - Face ID

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

Lumiere brothers caricature

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Wow!"

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind