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"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Man...You age great!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

You had me at vintage.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Patents office.

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"Wow!"

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

Lumiere brothers caricature

Batman - Face ID

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."