Blank-page Conqueror Prints

Writer's Block

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Good Luck!

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Have a good weekend!"

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Final Exams Tip

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"If you work hard and put in the hours, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

"Sure, I can talk. My desk is totally cleared off."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

GCSE's

Heavy Data Load.

'Boss, I DID seize the day, but it wouldn't hold still.'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Stress and Relief Desk Organizers.