Wordless Warrior Gifts

'I know you're listening to me Jimmy...I can hear you grinding your teeth.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Motor Tourism

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Soldier armed with a pen.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Travelling

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Heading off with a packed bag

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Airport

"You're never home."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Best Seller

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Decapitated coffee.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage