Wordle Warrior Gifts

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Let's face it, the only time we meet each other's needs is when we team on Wordle."

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

Eldrow

Introducing...Anagraman.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Travelling

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Soldier armed with a pen.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Best Seller

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"You're never home."

Airport

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Decapitated coffee.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'