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'I know you're listening to me Jimmy...I can hear you grinding your teeth.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Soldier armed with a pen.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Travelling

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Motor Tourism

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Heading off with a packed bag

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

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The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"You're never home."

Airport

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Decapitated coffee.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."