Zipper Enthusiast Gifts

"That's just in case we need to go in again."

"If you still don't know how to merge your vehicle properly, play with a zipper for a few hours and you'll figure it out."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Office Meeting

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Working from OM.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Zoomies call.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Cowboy Slippers

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Special Delivery!'