Zipper Enthusiast Gifts

"That's just in case we need to go in again."

"If you still don't know how to merge your vehicle properly, play with a zipper for a few hours and you'll figure it out."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Office Meeting

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Working from OM.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Cowboy Slippers

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'