Zine Enthusiast Gifts

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Victor Hugo

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Gay Times...

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

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Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Iris Murdoch

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'