Zine Enthusiast Prints

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Billy. The Kid.

Thomas Mann.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Silence of the Chickens...

Gay Times...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Iris Murdoch

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"