Zen Enthusiast Prints

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

Traffic calming ahead. Prepare to be Mindful.

"My mind is especially empty today."

Ignorance and Bliss

'You're looking for the route to happiness and contentment. You say? Well, I may be wrong, but I think they're back along the road you've just come down.'

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'I'm going to start living entirely in the now. From tomorrow.'

"I'd read so much about it beforehand that I couldn't help being disappointed when I actually became enlightened."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Working from OM.

Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that?

A buddhist monk sits with an empty in/out box

'I use the zen-Freudian method. Neither of us says anything for the hour.'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'Two bowls of gruel? -- What is this, a feeding frenzy?'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'I'm going to be on the cutting edge of meditation, and will achieve Nirvana in record time.'

'I admire your spirit, but enlightenment isn't the sort of thing you hustle for.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Yin-Yang International: In-out boxes, yin and yang symbols.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'I'm basically at peace with the Universe, but there's still an occasional border skirmish.'

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

'Our material is great -- we just need a wider audience.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Poor Goopta - He got lightning instead of enlightenment.'

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

"Enrol now, meditation course."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Having trouble meditating? - Maybe you're not holding your mouth right."