Comics Enthusiasts Prints

"Hey, new guy. What are you in for?"

'Poor old Rex looks gasping for a pint!'

Do you think Mum & Dad enjoy adultery as much as we enjoy infancy?

"If all goes according to plan I plan to start planning to have plans for everything."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Trump leaving

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'