Walking Frame Wizard Gifts

Pensioner zimmer parking outside of Darby and Joan Club

Rocking horse

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

D.I.Y

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Texturing the Walls

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Best Special Effects Award

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Dog Walker

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

Carpenter

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."