Wand-wielding Wizard Gifts

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Candle Portraits.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Emma Watson

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Obama of Oz.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Most projects require three hands."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.