Magic Wand Wielders Gifts

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

"Here we are."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

Hypnotoon

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Emma Watson

"We're here, Harry."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Not here, Fred.'

"Abra-Viagra."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Witch's spell check.

First Annual Psychic Convention

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Magicians monkey.

'Stealth broom.'

"Why can't David Blaine just stick himself somewhere and not involve he rest of us?"

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Witch stopped by policeman for going the wrong way up a one way street.

Bunny Trick

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Flying carpets: new and used.

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

The Wizard.

"I'm hexting."

Zen Voodoo