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"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

"Here we are."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

Hypnotoon

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"We're here, Harry."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Not here, Fred.'

"Abra-Viagra."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Witch's spell check.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Magicians monkey.

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Stealth broom.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Bunny Trick

Witch stopped by policeman for going the wrong way up a one way street.

"Why can't David Blaine just stick himself somewhere and not involve he rest of us?"

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

The Wizard.

Zen Voodoo

Flying carpets: new and used.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"I'm hexting."

Magic Book.