Weaponry Wizards T-Shirts

"I had no idea we had this kind of technology."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Shoe addict.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Nuclear Proliferation

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"But I use all of them!"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Book publishing.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Progress?

Ready for a run!