Weaponry Wizards Mugs

"I had no idea we had this kind of technology."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"But I use all of them!"

Nuclear Proliferation

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Book publishing.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Ready for a run!

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Progress?