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"Ever wave one of these wands?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"What the hell took so long?"

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Broomstick crash.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror