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'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror